Okay, after waiting for like an hour for it to load, I started to mess with stuff on the loading screen, and I got the game to load, although the process is a little complicated...

1. Move your mouse over the face of the guy on the Newgrounds logo.

2. Now right click and keep zooming in until you can't anymore.

3. After that, you should notice that there are three lines of white pixels for the face from top to bottom. On the top, there's only two white pixel dots. Right click on the left pixel and press play. It seems like it does nothing, but trust me, it's how you get it to work.

4. Then right click again and click on the option "Show All"

5. Then you have to zoom in on the bottom right corner of the G in LOADING and wait.

6. Now this part is tricky. You have to hit play on the corner of the G JUST as the bar goes backwards, otherwise the game will NEVER play.

There might be another way to do it, I don't know. But that's how I got it to work.

I know I should have let the people figure it out on their own, but everyone should have the chance to play this kickass game!

Hahahahaha...those enemies that fly around and give you genital warts are great...

And yeah, the hookers in the sewers were pretty funny too. :p

All you people who can't get it to load just don't have any determination or patience.

You cut most of the theme song! CURSE YOU!

You get a ten just for that AWESOME theme song. Seriously, that's the only reason.

That damned song's been stuck in my head for four days straight now...